All of this year’s most beloved directors (which means their next project will surely be bashed by the critics), sat down with The Hollywood Reporter and shot the shit on stage for over an hour…solely for your benefit. Seriously, somewhere near the end they actually say your name and thank you for giving them the opportunity to get together. The playas are: Alexander Payne (The Descendants), Mike Mills (Beginners), Steve McQueen (Shame), Jason Reitman (Young Adult), Bennett Miller (Moneyball) and Michel Hazanavicius (The Artist). While it goes on for over an hour, it’s pretty damn interesting and well worth watching…unless your syphilis has flared up and chewed through your cerebral cortex.
Ting-a-ling, you sons of bitches.

